JOE LIKES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND ANYTHING THAT GOES WITH A TASTY CIGAR. HE ENJOYS TRAVELING TO EXOTIC PLACES & LOTS OF QUIET TIME.
JOE ENJOYS KARATE CHOPPING RANDOM THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING.
IT IS RUMORED JOE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF A BURIED TREASURE JUST OFF THE COAST OF TIJUANA.
IF YOU PUT YOUR EAR UP AGAINST JOE'S BODY LONG ENOUGH, YOU CAN HEAR THE RUMBLE OF MOTHER EARTH.
JASON CAN BE FOUND SCULPTING HIS MOUSTACHE WITH A PROPRIETARY BLEND OF WAX MADE FROM THE DUST OF A UNICORN HORN & ORPHAN TEARS.
HE HAS BEEN AN AUTHORITY ON STORAGE VOLUME. HE CAN IMMEDIATELY VISUALIZE HOW MANY BODIES CAN FIT IN A TRUNK FROM A SHORT GLANCE.
JASON IS THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE EVER BEEN SHOWN THE LOCATION OF JIMMY HOFFA - BUT HE WAS DRUNK AND DOESN'T REMEMBER A THING.
NO ONE KNOWS WHERE JOSH CAME FROM ORIGINALLY. AS A CHILD HE WAS FOUND IN UPSTATE NEW YORK PLAYING BASS AT VARIOUS CLUBS FOR MONEY FOR CANDY AND POP.
JOSH IS ALSO A REGISTERED AND CERTIFIED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN. IF YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH HIM, PLEASE DO NOT PET.
HIS CURRENT BASS GUITAR WAS MADE FROM WOOD TAKEN FROM THE ORIGINAL WAILING WALL.
HANK IS A BIT OF AN ENIGMA - WE WANDERED INTO REHEARSAL ONE DAY & AFTER A YEAR OF PLAYING WITH US, WE REALIZED NO ONE ACTUALLY KNEW THE FELLA. "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HIM" - BAND
HURRICANE HANK HAS PLAYED FOR MANY DISTINGUISHED MUSIC EVENTS & HAS SERVED ON THE COMMITTEE IN ORGANIZING FOR THE CATALINA WINE MIXER.
IT IS RUMORED HE HAS AN EVIL TWIN THAT LIVES IN HIS CLOSET. NO ONE HAS EVER WITNESS THIS, BUT HE DOES RUN OUT OF CHIPS TWICE AS FAST.
HERE ARE SOME MADE UP LOOKING ALBUM COVERS TO MAKE VIEWERS BELIEVE WE'RE DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SIT DOWN, WRITE, AND RECORD OUR OWN MUSIC.
THE ALBUM ART IS REALLY WHAT MAKES IT SO CONVINCING.
MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN WE GROW UP, WE CAN HAVE THAT CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
THANK YOU FOR LOOKING ANYWAY.
HERE ARE SOME MADE UP LOOKING ALBUM COVERS TO MAKE VIEWERS BELIEVE WE'RE DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SIT DOWN, WRITE, AND RECORD OUR OWN MUSIC.
THE ALBUM ART IS REALLY WHAT MAKES IT SO CONVINCING.
MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN WE GROW UP, WE CAN HAVE THAT CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
THANK YOU FOR LOOKING ANYWAY.
HERE ARE SOME MADE UP LOOKING ALBUM COVERS TO MAKE VIEWERS BELIEVE WE'RE DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SIT DOWN, WRITE, AND RECORD OUR OWN MUSIC.
THE ALBUM ART IS REALLY WHAT MAKES IT SO CONVINCING.
MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN WE GROW UP, WE CAN HAVE THAT CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
THANK YOU FOR LOOKING ANYWAY.
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